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A new mutation of the ‘solanum virus’ has overtaken the zombie population currently holding the campus in terror. It appears that the infected are not expiring due to hunger, as was thought to be the case. In addition, certain members of the infected have further mutated and acquired certain immunities to human defenses. One of the infected is becoming immune to the “anti-zombie” darts that survivors are using to hold the horde at bay. Another is able to withstand the powers of the darts for longer, and must be hit three times before it is neutralized.
This development seems to have caused the infected to exhibit somewhat more lively behavior than usual. This is seen in the the pace and pitch of their groaning and moaning, which has increased to a somewhat alarming rate. Witnesses have described the sound as, “Something really gross, kind of like if you took a dolphin with a cold and ran it over or something.”
Tomorrow there is a much-needed meeting of Community Council, and in order to facilitate this gathering, the uninfected have been tasked with escorting the council members to the meeting location. Despite the convoy, council members are apprehensive, “I’m completely terrified to travel to the meeting tomorrow,” Community Council President, Elijah Blanton said. “The new death metal musical act those zekes are putting on isn't helping.”
We will continue to bring you the latest news on the outbreak of the 'solanum virus' as events progress. Antioch College has advised community members to stay inside, wash their hands frequently, do not share food, drinks or cigarettes, get good rest, stay hydrated and practice good self-care.
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